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Nice SQL jokes

Q: Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture? A: They sometimes drop the table -------------------------------------- A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?' -------------------------------------- Is you closet is ordered by size, then colour, then style? -------------------------------------- Q1: What did the DBA say to the Developer? A: It doesn’t matter, he wasn’t listening anyway. Q2: What did the Developer say to the DBA? A: It doesn’t matter, the answer was no. ---------------------------------------