Nice SQL jokes

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Q: Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture?
A: They sometimes drop the table

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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

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Is you closet is ordered by size, then colour, then style?

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Q1: What did the DBA say to the Developer?
A: It doesn’t matter, he wasn’t listening anyway.
Q2: What did the Developer say to the DBA?
A: It doesn’t matter, the answer was no.
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